Dr. Fugazzi’s Vaccine Mandate
When Dr. Fugazzi stepped up to the microphone, he didn’t waste any time getting to the point. With a voice that was both resonant and resolute, he said, “The anti-vax extremists must answer for their crimes against humanity. They are responsible for the surge of the virus. They are responsible for the overcrowding in our hospitals. They are responsible for the increased rate of infection among children. The children! They and they alone, are responsible for the deaths we are now seeing.”
Members of the audience nodded and murmured in agreement.
Dr. Fugazzi raised his volume. “We’re going to crack down,
once and for all, on all these anti-vax anarchists. Their refusal to follow the
science is killing us. Their disgusting selfishness is killing us. Their
non-compliance is killing us. This isn’t imposing our will on anyone. This
isn’t taking away anyone’s freedom. This is a matter of life and death. By not
wearing their masks and by not taking their medicine, the filthy anti-vaxers
are a real and present danger. And not just to some of us. They, through their
stubborn refusal to comply with rules established for the common good, threaten
humanity itself.”
Fugazzi paused, dramatically. “You heard me correctly.
They’re not merely going to bring an end to life as we know it. These terrorists are going
to bring an end to us. It’s their intention.”
Beads of perspiration were forming on Fugazzi’s bald head.
“Refusing to take the jab is both an irrational and intentional act of
defiance. For their own good, and for the good of humanity, they must get their
shots. They can still do so voluntarily, but if they continue to refuse, we
will do what’s necessary. We will arrest and restrain the extremists and we
will see to it that they take their medicine.”
Audience members were on their feet and clapping.
“Are you with me?” Fugazzi asked.
The applause got louder.
“I asked, are you with me?”
People were cheering and stomping.
“Are you with me?”
The sound inside the Civic Center was deafening.
“The extremists must no longer be allowed to
participate in our economy.”
Cheers.
Dr. Fugazzi was in full rant. “Their property will be
seized. Their houses, their businesses, their ability to earn a living. Why
should any of these anarchists have anything when they care nothing for the
rest of us, when they care nothing for humanity at all? We’re going to gather
them up and ship them to compliance camps which are already in place. There, they can
live in peace among their own kind, for a while. Then we will systemically
enter those compliance centers and give them the vaccine by force. We will have order. We
will have compliance. We will have our population fully vaccinated. And we will
defeat the virus!”
When the applause died down, Dr. Fugazzi looked to his left
where a gurney was being rolled onto the stage by two soldiers who looked like
they could have been pro linebackers. A man was strapped to the gurney, his
mouth shut with duct-tape.
When the gurney was near center stage, Fugazzi took a step
toward it. “This is one of our leading anti-vax extremists.”
The man was moving around, but not much since the restraints
were quite tight.
“Pathetic, isn’t he?” Fugazzi asked.
A golden medical cart was rolled out. Fugazzi put on latex
gloves and then held up a glittering tray the size of a communion plate. On it,
there was a vial and a syringe.
“This is our answer! This is our protection from the virus!
Are we not thankful for the science that brought it to us?”
Members of Team Vax who had been planted throughout the
auditorium started chanting, “Take the jab. Take the jab. Take the jab.” The
rest of the audience chimed in.
Fugazzi picked up the vial and the syringe, stuck the
syringe through the top, and withdrew the vaccine. Speaking quietly to the two
soldiers, he said, “Hold him very still. I don’t want to break the needle off
in his arm.”
Although the man’s movements seemed erratic, Fugazzi could
see there was a certain rhythm. When he thought the moment was right, he jabbed
the man, pushed the plunger, and withdrew the syringe. “There, there, that
wasn’t so bad, was it?” he asked the muzzled man on the gurney.
When the applause subsided, Fugazzi said, “It distresses me
that some people make this simple procedure so difficult. However, they must be
taught that non-compliance will not be tolerated. It’s for their own good and
for the common good. Someday, he will be thanking me. Long live the jab! Long
live the common good! Long live humanity!”
Copyright 2021, Danny Murphy
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