Dr. Fugazzi’s Vaccine Mandate
When Dr. Fugazzi stepped up to the microphone, he didn’t waste any time getting to the point. With a voice that was both resonant and resolute, he said, “The anti-vax extremists must answer for their crimes against humanity. They are responsible for the surge of the virus. They are responsible for the overcrowding in our hospitals. They are responsible for the increased rate of infection among children. The children! They and they alone, are responsible for the deaths we are now seeing.” Members of the audience nodded and murmured in agreement. Dr. Fugazzi raised his volume. “We’re going to crack down, once and for all, on all these anti-vax anarchists. Their refusal to follow the science is killing us. Their disgusting selfishness is killing us. Their non-compliance is killing us. This isn’t imposing our will on anyone. This isn’t taking away anyone’s freedom. This is a matter of life and death. By not wearing their masks and by not taking their medicine, the filthy anti-vaxers ar